Music and Lyrics by Katie Bair

O'er the mountains, and down through the plains

Comes a fierce little beastie who's not potty-trained!

She comes for your socks!

She comes for your heart!

But do not deny her or else she will faa-aart...

She's toiled for so long to learn barking is wrong...

But all too often, she forgets...

"Rub my belly!" she cries with her enormous eyes

Oh she can be the cutest of pets

Thooough...

She will leave poopies like mines in the hall

And there's no way around them

You can't dodge them ALL!

Beware of her teeth!

Beware of her claws!

She has once had a DINOSAUR in her jaws!

She's ZEUS!

ZEUS!

The tiny little dog!

A fearsome beast, to say the least

A fuzzy, furry hog!

ZEUS!

ZEUS!

We knew it from the start!

That you'd chew your way into our heaaarts!